Programming

Damn that Delphi. It makes everything look so confusing. I thought programming was supposed to be easier!

Anyway, I managed to understand enough to make a radian to degree converter and vice versa. All thanks to copy and paste. =)

Also, File 710 is now out.

Cheers.

OK!

Finally, my boredness got hold of me and I am now updating my blog again, with useless things. Weee....

Had a trip to Belgium yesterday. Hated the weatherand cramped bus space, but overall the trip was quite nice. Managed to get some chocolates but no choc-liquer at all. Why didn't I follow the other group?

Met a whole lot of Malaysians here at Imperial College. But still there are more that I haven't known yet it seems. They often like to get together and cook to fill time (or just to evade homework like me). Also met quite a number of Singaporeans, including army scholars. Sounds nicer than government scholars. Haha. On a serious note, Singaporeans are really studious.They even managed to finish a few problem sheets (homework) even before the study group.

On to other things, DCTP has finally released Movie 13, the only other movie to show heavy involvement of the Black Org. To get the link, go Google DCTP. Also, the mangas have been quite updated since my last post. The latest file is File 709, featuring Eri in a hot spot again. Again, head over to the DCTP website to get the latest file.


You just gotta love DCTP and their releases!

I'm Back

Finally, I got the spirit to update this blog. First of all, update for the DC mangas. I ripped this from the website cause I am too lazy to type too much.

Target Located Released August 27th, 2009
Detective Conan File 704 Viewer Version Direct Download Back-Up
Detective Conan File 703 Viewer Version Direct Download Back-Up
Detective Conan File 702 Viewer Version Direct Download Back-Up
Detective Conan File 701 Viewer Version Direct Download Back-Up
Detective Conan File 700 Viewer Version Direct Download Back-Up
And here's File 704. It looks like the Black Org. case is--well, maybe not? Comments on the file go here on the forums, and 705 is coming next week!

You've long asked for a replacement for DCTV and now, it's finally on the way. ConanTV aims to reproduce the content provided by DCTV with sanctions from the groups that made Conan in English possible.

A combined effort from the subbing community, ConanTV is on track to launch in the coming weeks. We'll be providing information on how you can contribute to the project soon. In the meantime, you can see a preveiw of the site here.

10 Fruits

Bigger is not always better as shown in this joke.

Three guys get captured. The bandits that caught them tell the guys that they are going to kill them. The guys beg for their lives, so the bandits tell them if they want to live they must go into the forest and pick out 10 fruit each. The 10 fruits has to be the same. The bandits swear they will release them if they do. Obviously wanting to live, they set out.

10 minutes later the first guy returns with 10 apples. The bandits smile and tell him that he has to stick the apples up his ass one by one or they kill him. If he makes any sound or shows pain he dies. He starts...gets in 1...2...3...4..5 and then can't help it, laughs and they shoot him.

5 minutes later, the second guy comes back with 10 berries. The bandits tell him he has to shove it up his ass or they kill him. If he shows any kind of pain or makes a sound, then he dies.He starts...gets in 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9! And on the 9th one he bursts out laughing suddenly and they shoot him.

The APPLE guy meets the BERRIES guy in heaven.
The apple guy says, "Dude, you had 1 more to go, why would you get yourself killed?"
The berry guy replies, "I couldn't help it. I saw the last guy...and he was coming with 10 pineapples.

Anyway, I think I'm gonna get a break from posting on this blog.

File 699

Just one step away from the anticipated File 700. Its been a long time since I ever saw a 1-part case.

Here is > File 699

*Ting-a-ling* Goes The Bell

Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.

In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. Even before she has begun to remove her veils: *Ting-a-ling* goes the little bell...

"Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your complete lack of self-control. Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness."

As Patrick leaves, the dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second candidate and peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops: *Ting-a-ling* goes the bell...

"Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness."

The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate. Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but the third candidate remains unmoved.

"James, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a great priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the shower."

*Ting-a-ling* goes the bell

Lucky (Joke)

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The lesson? Always keep your condoms in the car.